This comment was found on a certain (e:strip)pers cellphone.People need to be careful not to leave these things out while PageSeven is around. Names have been removed to protect the guilty.

XXX: We'll talk soon. And don't forget my motherfucking ball wax, goddamnit.
XXX2: K

Who is gettng their balls waxed? and who is doing the waxing? We'll leave the discerning public on its own to decide.

Talk on the (e:strip) has it that a certain faux-fabulous city dweller is having post-partum depression with her fair former city and may require either a strict medication regiment (not that it would be the first time) or to move back as most people do.

From Ajay's Journal: Later, we moved to Laughlin's (on Tupper/Franklin) and from there an irresistible gravitational force pulled me into Roxy's.[inlink]ajay,298[/inlink]

Then this was found on a local college coed's livejournal:
This CRACKED OUT old crazy dude spent like a thousand dollars and got us all drunk for free and it was great.

Is there a connection there? We at page7 will let the public decide.

Seen out and about on St. Patrick's Day .... one animal-like estripper was flirting it up heavy with a bicep-bulging bartender at Frizzy's while another was seen sillily spilling shots all over herself....
....another psedeo-irish estripper was seen showing a little (though there was nothing little about it) cleavage for a free drink....oh what a holiday!

(e:southernyankee) seems to think Page7 has no contacts in D.C...boy is she in for a surprise!

Page7 must have been asleep at the wheel as (e:hodown) let the truth out about her one night stand before we had a chance to post!

I noticed that this site is missing a gossip column. So in the interest of the community I am starting one. Since I fear you can't use the nomenclature Page Six I am calling my column PageSeven. So here we go kiddies, hold on and enjoy the ride...

Just asking...

What recent estrip resignee and estrip member whose name can be found on the periodic table have been secretly canoodling for months? Its been said that the actual reason for the resignation had more to do with the canoodling that it did with the naked art scandal...


stay tuned for more juicy gossip :)